Funny vintage Christmas greeting card featuring a family of five posing for a chaotic holiday portrait, with a crying toddler, nose-picking boy, and family dog.
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Picture Perfect Christmas – Funny Vintage Family Greeting Card

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Every family dreams of the perfect Christmas portrait. Unfortunately, getting everyone to cooperate is another story!

This humorous Christmas greeting card features a family of five attempting a holiday portrait, complete with an exhausted father, a smiling mother, a nose-picking son, a crying toddler, and a daughter doing her best to look innocent. Even the family dog seems ready to leave!

Inspired by classic 1940s–1950s Christmas illustrations, this nostalgic design combines vintage holiday charm with the wonderfully unpredictable reality of family celebrations.

A fun choice for parents, grandparents, friends, or anyone who knows that the most memorable Christmas moments aren’t always picture-perfect. Available in packs of 10, 30, and 50.

Inside Greeting

“I hope you holiday is more picture perfect."
Merry Christmas!"

Card Details

  • 5" × 7" vertical folded Christmas card
  • Premium 270gsm white paper
  • Coated on the outside/front side only
  • Bright, high-definition digital printing
  • Printed front artwork and interior greeting
  • Includes matching envelope
  • Available in multiple quantities
  • Vintage-inspired inclusive Christmas couple design
  • Space inside for your personal message and signature

Quantity Options

1 card — $7.99
10 cards — $31.99 — about $3.20 per card
30 cards — $52.99 — about $1.77 per card
50 cards — $73.99 — about $1.48 per card

Care Instructions

Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently remove dust or surface debris, brushing from the center outward.