Another Perfectly Typical Christmas! Funny Vintage Family Christmas Card

About This Card

A picture-perfect Christmas portrait — at least in the foreground. This vintage-inspired holiday card features a smiling couple posed neatly for the camera while the rest of the family Christmas unfolds in complete chaos behind them.

With children, relatives, pets, decorations, and holiday mayhem all competing for attention, the scene captures the kind of Christmas that rarely goes exactly as planned.

Warm, nostalgic, and knowingly funny, this card is a great choice for anyone who appreciates retro holiday artwork, family humor, and the beautifully imperfect reality of Christmas.

Inside Greeting

“God Bless Family, Right? Wishing you a Merry Christmas”

Card Details

5" × 7" vertical folded Christmas card
Premium 270gsm white paper
Coated on the outside/front side only
Bright, high-definition digital printing
Printed front artwork and interior greeting
Includes matching envelope
Available in multiple quantities
Vintage-inspired inclusive Christmas couple design
Space inside for your personal message and signature

Quantity Options

1 card — $7.99

10 cards — $31.99 — about $3.20 per card

30 cards — $52.99 — about $1.77 per card

50 cards — $73.99 — about $1.48 per card

Care Instructions

Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently remove dust or surface debris, brushing from the center outward.